trang: my mom always tells me it’s weird that im an asian girl and have such enormous feet
yeah it sux
me: lol
I have small feet and hands
i think that’s weird
trang: that means ur pelvis is small so when u have a baby it’s going to really hurt
so my friend says who works in labor and delivery haha.
it’d be even worse if ur husband is tall then u would have a big baby coming out of a small girl
me: trang, what is wrong with you
trang: Omg i had the cutest little black baby last night. She was adorable and teeny tiny and then she threw up on me and i smelled like baby vomit all night. I still love her though
trang: And the other night i had this one year old that was humongous and chunky and wanted to be picked up and i was like ummm you’re going in the wagon
me: HAHAHA
trang: White beefcake
this was taken from an email but still felt it was worthy…
“also, it’s really weird that u are not here. OMG I FOUND A WHOLE BAG OF VANILLA TOOTSIE ROLLS…i’ll be sittin on my couch eating just that tonight. miss u terribly and drooling about those molasses cookies.”
trang: i was reading this blog and it asked “How Long Did You Believe in Santa?” like why the fuck would you ask that? SANTA IS REAL YOU BITCHES
trang: girl i updated to chanel perfume. instead of smelling like dunkin donuts im gonna smell like a biscotti from paris
trang: ok so after wearing britney spears fantasy perfume for the past 6 years i think it’s time for an upgrade
“Bc of ur smile, u make life more beautiful”
Half of the calendar selection are dogs…plus yoga cats. What is this shit?
